Hey you guys - we didn't see you adding any lawyer stories so here are a few more to see if you get moving!! Some questions and answers regarding lawyers and attorneys:
Q: What happens if you put together and mix a lawyer and a devil?
A: No change occurs!!
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Guys, our goal is to become the biggest collection of lawyer bits on the web, so do feel free to show us what you've got!
